The Monkey Wore Pants

In his own words...

Left in an alley like a bag of soup with the missive "Last Warning" scrawled across my forehead is not how I envisioned my day ending up when I made a quick trip to restock my libations. Stir in a blond with the face of an angel and the voice of a New Jersey tollbooth operator, wearing a pair of black Manolos pumps and that is when my world starts to spin out of control.

Suddenly I found myself immersed in a reality of lies, betrayal and murder. Add a splash of the Russian mafia, the next generation of toys worth billions, and I have to ask...will I become prey or predator in this quandary?

Who I was when all this started and who I am when I came out the other side is why I have to tell you my story...in my own words.

-Mac Macallan, Private Investigator