Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

The debut novel by cult fiction favorite Lance Carbuncle, Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of one man's almost unnatural love for his dog, Idjit Galoot, and the adventures, perils, and absurd characters that he encounters when he sets out on a road trip to locate and save his best friend.