Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt

The phone rings and you answer immediately, finding the operator in a panic. "The call is coming from inside your butt " they shout.If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 3, a seven-book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone.Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTWEREPLANE BUTT PARTYOPEN WIDE FOR THE HANDSOME SABERTOOTH DENTIST WHO IS ALSO A GHOSTTHE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYPOUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERSENTIENT PHANTOM TWO TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTTHE BUTT FILES: THE CASE OF BIGFOOT'S WEINERReader beware, you're in for a boner