My Pen is My Penis

Father Plug said go forth into the world and look for meaning and purpose, son. Unfortunately Plug misheard. It took him many years to find a moaning porpoise and it was bloody disappointing. So he has a few things he wants to say, so he says, and he says them here. Unfortunately he has also included some of his horrible songs. Plug, you bastard, you've even included audio/video links