Medieval Vixen Quest Episode 0

In this epic tale of thud and blunder, eight youths are wasting a beautiful summer afternoon pretending to be adventurers in a generic medieval-style fantasy world, frequently interrupted by arguing about the role-playing game's prissy rules and driving each other up the wall. When one of them casts a spell for real, what happens next makes one of those corny 1980s books warning about the "dangers" of role-playing games seem like a walk in the park.

The story is more cheesy and corny than Frito Pie, all in good fun. Literary standards will be mocked The Fourth Wall will be broken They must save the idyllic fantasy world from icky aliens

"How in sam hill did you do that?" gasped Jethro. "That cain't be one of your M-80 tricks, could it?" He picked himself up off the ground.

Karl replied, "No. And I ran out of them, remember?" He rose from the ground, wondering how it was that the parquet floor now felt cool and damp, like packed dirt. Or did the earthquake rip the foundation in half?

The smoke began to clear, and they all looked around in amazement. They were inside a dank and dimly lit corridor, with several passages connecting.

Finally, Bartholomew broke the silence. "Yes It's real I knew it I was right all along "Nobody laughed at him now. They all realized that the floor plan was the same as that of the dungeon in the game. A green corpse in chainmail was assuming room temperature next to Jethro.