Making Mischief

''My God! What if they''d seen you? Wouldn''t you have absolutely died?'' I would, but I wasn''t going to admit it. ''I wish they had!''

When she stumbles on shenanigans involving Guy and the Topless Piranha, sixteen-year old Abby Morland can''t resist passing on this juicy piece of gossip to her cousin, Fleur.

Fifteen years down the line, when Fleur and Guy are a sparkly new item, they even joke about it. However, when the Topless Piranha comes back on the scene, evidently still with a taste for Guy flesh, it''s not quite so funny. Drawn into anti-piranha tactics by the twitchy Fleur, Abby is alarmed to realize that she wouldn''t mind a nibble at Guy herself.

Still, there''s plenty to take her mind off him. With a brother''s wedding coming up, a family feud simmering in the background, mother/bridegroom tensions boiling over and a little devil thrown in, Abby''s going to have her hands full mopping up bloodstains. She just hasn''t counted on the little devil acting like some perverse Guy-magnet, or the ripple effects of the one disaster she never imagined. And that''s even before family wedding number two...