Maggie's Feg Run

Big Sally-Anns dad wins big at the bookies, so he invests in a feg run to Benidorm for Maggie and Big Sally-Ann. Theyll buy the fags, bring them home to sell on the Shankill Road and share the proceeds. Speculate to accumulate and all that.Sun, sea and Sticky Vicky what more could you ask for?But, of course, the holiday doesnt run smoothly and, as well as pedalos, ice cream sliders and a pair of nudists from Rathcoole, who turns up at the same hotel but Belfasts answer to Christian Grey?