Little Book of Senior Moments

You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to pull up your socks - and realize you forgot to put any on!Age is just a number and you're only as old as you feel, but if you're heading into your golden years and you're certifiably "e;no spring chicken"e;, you might benefit from browsing through the pages of this tongue-in-cheek book to help you decide if your marbles just need a polish or you've well and truly lost them!Inside you'll find examples of classic "e;senior moments"e;, such as:- Ringing a friend to ask them for their phone number.- Getting annoyed at the fact that your all-in-one remote won't open your garage door.- Going to the store for milk and coming home with a new dog collar, rawl plugs, some plant pots that were on special offer... but no milk.- Feeling frustrated by your computer's instructions to "e;press any key"e;, when there's no "e;Any"e; key on your keyboard.With a sprinkling of reassuring quotes from fellow old-timers, this collection will help you see the funny side of getting older (but not necessarily wiser).