From the caring to the crazy, a collection of wit and wisdom from real-life moms. Their words can bring love and laughter and make us feel warm and safe . . . or, occasionally, completely confused. Now, the author of Like My Father Always Said . . . has crowd-sourced quotable quotes from countless moms and gathers them in this hilarious, heartwarming volume. "e;Every woman should have a nice gay man looking after her."e; "e;You're not hungry. Your mouth is bored."e; "e;You like what you're wearing?"e; "e;Have a drink, you'll perk right up."e; "e;Don't be impressed by a man's car he may be living in it."e; Covering a variety of subjects including "e;Questionable Wisdom,"e; "e;Unconditional Love,"e; and "e;Good Manners & Bad Behavior,"e; Like My Mother Always Said . . . is the perfect book for anyone whose mom never gave up on them.