Kamah Sutrah

Do you wanna know how to do sex good? Ah you tryin to spice up ya sex life? Do you love the city of Bawston? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the book fuh you! (And if ya didnt, just know youll be missin out on ancient wisdom passed down through the ages, just like Ben Franklins venereal diseases.)Did you know that Bawstonians ah the freakin best at makin sex? Its a fact. Just ask any Bawstonian. Fuh hundreds of yeahs, they have followed the lessons and guidance of this book. You may have heard of the Kama Sutra, but youve nevah known sex until youve read The Kamah Sutrah. This book will unlock ya deepest curiosities when it comes to sex. It will ansah ya toughest questions like What do I do with my junk? and What if I cant get any sex?It has passion. It has positions. It has penis puns. So hold on to ya Fenway Franks and ya Dunkin Donuts because we are about to go down to Bean Town!