I Am NOT a Creationist!: So What Am I?

I don't qualify as any kind of Creationist. I don't seem to be welcome anywhere among the Creationists.So what am I?To me, Creationism of any kind is Magic, whether it be Creation by Evolution, Creation by Chance, Creation by Mutation/Selection, Creation by Natural Reactions, Creation by NOTHING, or Creation Ex Nihilo. I'm just not a Creationist - not in the typical sense of the word, because these things cannot design and create. I want something that actually WORKS, something that can actually design and create FOR REAL. If I'm going to choose to believe in something, I want it to be REAL and TRUE. I want it to actually WORK Is that too much to ask?