How to be a Goofy Juggler

Juggle! Who can? You can. Anybody can learn to juggle. It's easy. It doesn't require great athletic skill or superior co-ordination. If you have the ability to roll out of bed in the morning, you have all the talent needed to become a wonderfully goofy juggler. This step-by-step guide will not only teach you how to juggle, but will show you how to make your juggling ridiculously funny. But watch out! This book could be hazardous to your mental health and common sense. Reading this book may create uncontrollable desires for you to make goofy faces, talk funny, balance bananas on the end of your nose, spin balls on your head, and eat Brussels sprouts. Read it at your own risk!