Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Calendar

Celebrating the audacity, ingenuity, and technical brilliance (or not) of horror filmmakers, the Golden Chainsaws and Dull Machetes 2026 Slay-to-Slay Calendar, from the creators of The Kill Count, ranks, rates, and tabulates the body counts in all your favorite horror movies, from blockbuster franchises and arty classics to creature features and braindead slashers. Let's get to the Numbers!

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size 5.354 x 4.488
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features Dead Meat's choice for best and worst kills from everyone's favorite horror films.