Feral Marketing

Tired of marketing advice that sounds like it was written by a robot in a suit?Tired of business books you can't finish because your brain just... won't?Yeah. Us too.This isn't another dense, boring, 300-page textbook that assumes you can focus for 45 minutes straight. This is the book for business owners with ADHD, dyslexia, or anyone who's ever thought:I'd rather eat glass than cold call"e;Personal brand"e; sounds like a cultBusiness books feel like homework I'll never finishI want to grow WITHOUT selling my soul or burning out Here's what the marketing bros won't tell you:You don't need more followers.You don't need a 47-step funnel.You don't need to "e;disrupt"e; anything except maybe your own burnout. You need five simple loops that turn customers into raving fans who come back, bring friends, and actually mean it when they say "e;I love you guys."e; And you need it in a format your brain can actually absorb. Inside, you'll discover:The Loop of Appreciation (a.k.a. the thank-you note that grew a business from 1,128 cookies to 87,000 in one year)The Loop of Trust (how to get reviews without begging like a sad emoji)The Loop of Simplifying (because complicated doesn't make you money, honey)The Loop of Engagement (connection without cringe)The Loop of Surprises (little treasures that create legendary loyalty) Written in short, punchy chapters you can read in quick bursts.Real stories, not theory.Zero fluff.Actually implementable. No jargon. No three-letter acronyms. No selling out. Just proven, practical, human-first strategies that work for cookie-slingers, candle-pourers, dog-walkers, and every small business owner who refuses to be boring. Perfect for:ADHD entrepreneurs tired of books they can't finishNeurodivergent business owners who think differentlyAnyone who's DNF'd a business book because it felt like a textbookSmall business owners who want growth without the ick factor Warning: May cause sudden clarity, uncontrollable implementation, and a deep urge to fire your marketing consultant."e;Finally, a marketing book that doesn't make me want to throw up in my mouth."e; — Every small business owner who's ever been told to "e;just post more content"e; JEN WEILAND (a.k.a. Mz Cookie) grew her business from 1,128 to 87,000 cookies in one year without ads, without cold outreach, and without becoming a walking coupon. She did it by caring about people more than profits—and she has ADHD, so she wrote this book the way HER brain works: quick, clear, and actually readable. Radical, right?She's here to show you how to do the same—with heart, humor, and zero BS.A portion of proceeds supports veteran mental health initiatives.