Nefarioun Crisis is a woman who just wants to survive her morning commute and a soul-crushing job. But her mundane life is obliterated when she wakes up to find a chipper, fashion-forward genie named Disco Van Gould sitting at her kitchen table.Disco claims that during a blackout the night before, Nefarioun made a deal that granted her thirty trillion wishes...and accidentally rearranged the world's television schedules in the process. Now, Nefarioun is "e;Master"e; to a powerful entity who doesn't understand human boundaries, thinks "e;cleaning"e; involves localized explosions, and views pizza delivery men as potential interdimensional threats.As Nefarioun tries to navigate her clinical depression and a city filled with its own oddities, she must manage a growing household of dangerous misfits, including a blood-drenched demonic knight and a cynical child soldier. In a world where a simple wish can rewrite reality, Nefarioun quickly realizes that getting exactly what you asked for is the most dangerous thing of all.