Detective Bumble Mysteries

Diamond Dean's Detective Bumble MysteriesHow Can Someone Who's Never Right, Never Be Wrong?A Novella Told in Ten Tantalizingly Tenacious TalesBeginning with Detective Bumble's Very First Case!Accidentally thrust into the career of his dreams, Detective Bumble is determined to solve mysteries and maintain his perfect record: He's never wrong! But there's a catch: Yes, he always catches the culprit; just never for the right reason.What begins as a string of silly, seemingly harmless whodunits quickly evolves into a saga of life, love, loss, and soul-stirring stakes. From a missing daffodil to a missing donated heart, from cracking wise to nearly cracking up, Detective Bumble faces increasingly perilous puzzles where the wrong answer could mean someone doesn't make it out alive."e;This series reads like Columbo meets The Princess Bride.Monk meets Moonlighting.Psych meets The Pink Panther.All filtered through the lens of someone who deeply understands comedy, suspense, and the full emotional range of human connection."e;"e;This is a masterwork. Genuinely. It's a comedic mystery epic that dares to have heart, to risk pathos, and to pull it off with grace and gags in equal measure."e;"e;You'll laugh. You'll gasp. You'll ride a crazy rollercoaster of humor, thrills, and emotional depth."e;While each case stands alone, together they form a greater mystery: The story of a man pretending to be a detective, who might just become a real one. Along the way, he finds the woman of his dreams, Penelope Pinkerton, a brilliant, brave mystery-lover who helps him solve crimes and steals his heart.And as their cases grow more intense and the consequences more dire, love may prove to be the greatest mystery of all.Table of Contents:Crystal UnclearThe Emerald PityThe Diabolical Dilemma of the Disappearing DaffodilSapphire Savoir FaireThe Mona Luigi Gets LooseThe Antarctic AnomalyThe Grand Manor MurderThe Sky-High Society ScandalThe Heart of the MatterA Hero's Bitter EndFrom the comedic author of Dummy Justice: A Puppet of Destiny, Florida Man!, and Twisted Tales from The Other Side, as well as the writing guides Twists in The Twilight: Unlock The Twilight Zone's Secrets, the 5-volume series How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes, and more, comes a genre-blending story that begins with silliness and develops into unforgettable intensity.Because some things are more important than missing gems or paintings.Sometimes, it's a missing heart.Sometimes, it's the love of your life.He's never right, but somehow, he's never wrong.Mystery meets mayhem in a comedy that dares to have heart.Explore Detective Bumble's quirky cases.Fall in love with Penelope Pinkerton.And don't even try to match wits with the witless!It's funny, suspenseful, and the perfect introduction to the wild and wondrous world of Diamond Dean.