
Confessions: Shameful Secrets of Everyday People
SOUTHPARK
Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Ellway football helmet for christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting.
The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet.
FRIENDS
(in a dark basement)
Phoebe: Oh, my god! Something just brushed against my right leg!
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.