A Numpty's Guide to Independence and The Union

A unique and hilarious guide to the referendum on Scotland's constitutional future. The real truth about independence and The Union, as written by a real numpty. The best book on its subject bar none. Will the pandas persuade the Scots to vote 'no'? Will Scotland revert to barbarism once independence is declared? How many passports will you need? Will there be public toilets in an independent Scotland? And what about my granny in Dunoon? How will she be affected? These and other key questions are examined in depth in this fully-researched and scrupulously neutral guide which provides the reader with all the ammunition he or she will need to vote 'no' in the referendum.