Third Testament

The gospel of money King Emmanuels version-the black Jesus: An economist, a lawyer and both the philosopher and professor of the third testament, now teaching in Zambia. 2TO teach the three hundred sixty-five contemporary secrets of the rich for today and tomorrow; to the twelve nations in Africa;3Africa is for Africans only; never import what you can produce at home, God for us all, each continent for itself. 4Remember, as long as you are a black man you trace your origin from Africa and that makes you an African 5 This life is very unfair and you can only make it fair by being very unfair to others. 6And if your friend slaps you once, slap him as twice as much. 7Never wipe your tears before you wipe the persons who made you cry. 8And to forgive a wrong is to expose your weakness. 9 The best thing you can do for the poor is never to be any of them, 10like what the Europeans astronomical Jesus said, the poor shall always be with us. -Prof. Chibesa Emmanuel killer 365-