Advice from a Country Farmer

The author of Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence and When I Am an Old Coot spreads some down-home, hard-won, gut-busting facts. Dishing out witty one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English's Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness. - "e;Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff."e;- "e;When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."e;- "e;Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles."e; - "e;Horsepower is no substitute for horse sense."e;- "e;The only farmers who sleep late are in the cemetery."e;"e;Nobody works harder than a farmer, except maybe a farmer's wife."e;