Wild, WILD Wealth!

Acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of RICH, SKINNY, AND SUPER SPIRITUAL, brings you an all-new, wildly entertaining and satirical adventure starring ALEXIO FAIRFAX (Internet gazillionaire!) and his motley crew of would-be bloggers… Are you looking for a totally real self-help book, that will show you the secrets to amassing FANTASTIC wealth? As told by a stunningly successful Internet gazillionaire?Well, guess what, you found it! This book, right here!Because just as soon as he can get this stupid new chatbot to work, mega-successful entrepreneur ALEXIO FAIRFAX will one hundred percent pump out the BEST WEALTH BOOK EVER, with just the teeniest bit of assistance from whatever this new AI app thing is called.And then we can sell a gazillion copies, and pay off all the legal debts, and keep the yacht—heck, maybe even dock somewhere, like, without getting arrested—This will be so awesome! Just got to write this thing!Oh wait… if you're reading this, it's the blurb, which means… the book's already all written, and ready to go!Awesome!Let's see how it turned out…NOTE: NO "e;AI"e; CHATBOTS WERE ACTUALLY USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS SATIRICAL PARODY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. WHY WOULD WE? OUR FAKE AI IS WAY FUNNIER.