I am Khanhaiya Kumar, native of Bitihar. I am doing PhD on a very important subject "e;Mating habits of gay chimpanzees in West Africa"e; at PANU University, the best University in India and possibly the best University in the world. My idols are "e;Faizal Guru"e;, "e;Janab Kasab Sahib"e;, "e;Focus Carat"e;, "e;Baba Badkar"e;, "e;Zakir Nalayak"e;, "e;Gharkha Dutt"e;, "e;Dr. Kana Ayyub"e; and all PhD students who had committed suicide since they failed to solve their PhD problems. I personally feel that, all deprived Indians should automatically be awarded a PhD degree coupled with a free pension of 1 lakh rupees/month to be delivered in cash via post at door step. Till then we are going to fight for azaadi from India. Imagine a day, when no PhD student would have to commit suicide, imagine a day, when no lower caste will be humiliated by upper caste, s/he can use his/her doctorate degree and force others to call him/her Dr. X, Dr. Y ,etc.
Parody: Bihar to Tihar: My Political Journey
Laddas ned direkt
Läs i vår app för iPhone, iPad och Android