An irreverent look at the rules of raising kids from a regular guy's perspective. The author has all the same problems as you: not enough money, space, or time. But he has still managed to be an extraordinary dad to his three kids. Short, funny, and to the point, You Are Going To Get Poop On You is for all those dads who are tired of books by doctors and celebrities, which are either too confusing or too useless to spend any time on. This book is an easy and fun read which just happens to deliver a parenting philosophy designed specifically for regular men.