Mysterious stomach pains caused local GP, Godfrey Haywood, to spend his first ever stay in hospital. A notoriously grumpy individual, he was often rude to his own patients and hated being in a NHS bed. All Arthur Ramsbottom wanted to do was cheer Godfrey and be friendly. How he had his work cut out. When he does wake, the GP wonders what madness surrounds him. Incarcerated in this world of odd people and bazaar behaviour, Godfrey can not wait to leave. This story experiences snippets of his three day stay in what he regarded as a home of eccentricity. The fourth story from Graham C Jones will certainly put a smile on your face.