Not a Dego? No worries You don't even need to know a Guido to cook a stellar Kickass Frozen Pizza with this Gringo written guide

Lazy persons guide to no dishes with a delicious Kickass Frozen Pizza

I love pizza this much
Wouldn't have it any other way
Make me happy and order a pizza
Problems come and go, pizza is forever
You've stolen a pizza my heart
A slice a day keeps the sad away
Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want
In crust we trust
Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large and none of it's for you
You can't make everyone happy because you're not a pizza
No matter what happens, pizza will be there for you, thick and thin
I am a pizzaterian, you know, when you only eat pizza
It's okay to eat a whole pizza by yourself
Yesterday I wanted pizza. Today I'm eating pizza. Follow your dreams
I want pizza, not your opinion
Unless you're a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you
You had me at pizza
Yes I'm into fitness. Fitness this whole pizza in my mouth
A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
You can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap
Pizza is the answer What's the question again?
Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. This isn't a coincidence
Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny
I love you to pizzas
Keep calm and love pizza
Work hard and eat lots of pizza
Eat the pizza, your cowboy boots and hat will still fit
Say no to drugs and yes to pizza
Slice slice baby
I run so I can eat pizza
To whomever reads this, I hope pizza happens to you today
All you need is love...and pizza
If at first you don't succeed, order pizza
In pizza we crust
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police
We should celebrate with pizza
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore
Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need a beer.
My head says gym but my heart and belly say pizza
This book is cheesy
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, medium, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, no toppings.
92% of Americans eat pizza. The other 8% cry a lot
If anyone says you put too much cheese on your pizza, stop talking to them. You don't need that negativity in your life.
There's always room for improvement, and pizza
I choked on a carrot once and I thought, pizza would never do this to me
I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really it was just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate pizza for dinner.
Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I'm confused.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is I only asked for a pizza
Home is where the pizza is
My relationship status is pizza. I like pizza
I want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza
Beach season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is a pizza place.
The best thing you can do to a sad person is give them a hug and invite them for pizza. The pizza always works

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Making a Kick Ass Frozen Pizza from Scratch: So Simple Non Italians Might Be Able to Do It Too - heftet, Engelsk, 2017