Jack is an out-of-work investment banker and part-time lounge pianist, who's on the run from the SEC and the Russian mob. Nevada is an aging porn star turned industry icon with a passion for animal husbandry and younger men. Dmitriy is an ex-cosmonaut turned international hit man with a weakness for American pop culture and very large women. Shavkat is a terrorist turned taxi-driver with a penchant for violent swordplay and odd headgear. Pyotr is an ex-KGB colonel turned bank security officer with plans to launch an apocalyptic world revolution. Mix in some local Shriners, veteran bikers, and minor league baseball fans, and you've got the makings of a very long, hot summer day in Durham, North Carolina.