All Plugged Up With A Dick To Suck And Fuck: Stiffer Than A Greeting Card: Use Our Novelty Journal To Document Your Sexual Adventures, Fantasies, or B heftetEngelsk, 2019

Beskrivelse

Pick up your favorite pen and use our creamy high quality pages that turn on easy to record your favorite memories. Our books are professionally bound to ensure they last.

Each Journal Includes

  • 120 creamy lined blank pages
  • Soft matte cover
  • Lasts longer than a greeting card
  • Write your own fantasies (extra credit for turning them into reality)
  • Record details about your adventures (who, what, when, when, why, and how)

Makes A Great Gift For:

  • People who need that perfect bachelor or bachelorette gift
  • Any man or woman going through a dry spell, rough patch, or contemplating divorce
  • Newlyweds looking to exchange gifts on a honeymoon
  • Both sides of the slash (because who doesn't enjoy good dirty humor?
  • People who prefer pronouns (and those who don't)

Our Values:

  • We believe sex work is real work
  • Limits are important - set boundaries as appropriate
  • Negotiate early and as often as needed
  • Relationships are complicated
  • Monogamy is an option, but it's not the only option - families come in all sizes
  • Families of choice are more important than those you're born into
  • BDSM is a normal and healthy expression of relationships, intimacy, and human connection between consenting adults