Mind the Rant

MIND THE RANTConfessions, Chaos and Cuppas from a Modern Life SurvivorEver found yourself arguing with a self-checkout machine, silently judging supermarket trolley etiquette, or wondering when exactly manners packed up and left the country?Welcome to Mind the Rant—a laugh-out-loud collection of real-life stories from someone who's seen it all, survived most of it, and has plenty to say about the rest.From disastrous train journeys and dating horror stories to supermarket meltdowns and the everyday absurdities of modern life, Selena delivers sharp observations with humour, honesty, and just the right amount of "e;did that really just happen?"e;With tales of falling over in public (more than once), battling customer service robots, raising children, navigating unemployment, and living with a slightly unhinged cat and a suspiciously adventurous guinea pig, this book is a celebration of life's chaos—the kind we all recognise but rarely admit out loud.Heartfelt, hilarious, and unapologetically real,