A collection of 8 short stories, detailing what happens when a corrupt dwarven scientist decides to experiment on humans to discover the origins of Ireland's orcs, the Fomorians. Stories:A Nightmare – Siobhán, an escaped victim of the laboratory, ruminating on the experiments and her fellow escapee Diarmuid.Board Report – the Connacht Trading Company's board of executives receives an unpleasant report of shenanigans on Cruagh Island.Interception of An Enciphered Message From Orc-held Territory – the British military consider it impossible for orcs to be capable of building a radio. But who is sending these radio messages out of their territory?Big Head Mode Is Not Conducive To Effective Scouting – banshees scouting out the area near Cruagh Island run into an amusing phenomenon.Infiltration – Fomorian raiders sneak onto Cruagh Island.Fomoritis Confirmed – Siobhán and Diarmuid learn that they have, in fact, been turned into orcs. They don't take it well.The Dwarven Inquisition Are Expected – the dwarves want to know what happened.Fomorians in Their Own Words: "e;Mstr D"e; – Diarmuid puts his thoughts on the whole affair to paper.