Have you ever triumphantly yelled, "I'm the KANYE WEST of meatloaf, muthaf*ckas " No? Damn. Well let's fix that
To Cook Like A Motherf*cker, is to LIVE Like A Motherf*cker
Are you ready to be dope as shit? Do you want your friends and dates to look at you in complete AWE?
Cook Like A Motherf*cker: The Essential Cookbook for the Most KickAss Comfort Food on the Planet delivers exactly that, a way for smart and saavy mother*ckers to get even more mad respect and start living the life of someone who gives a shit.
This book will have you preparing sophisticated, amazing meals with complete ease. Get ready to enjoy a wealth of delicious recipes as well as the awe of all your dopey friends.
Or don't. You're more than free to keep on not giving a damn and trudge through life directionless. But if you're reading this, I doubt that's YOU.
Who's the coolest person you can think of? James Bond? Jennifer Lawrence? Superfly? Guess what? I guarantee you that they can all cook like mother*ckers when they have to. And sometimes...you have to.
Let's be clear, though. This is no health cookbook. But even healthy f*cks gotta cheat a little sometime.
Here's a preview of what you'll get from this book:
- Party food like Cheesy Bacon Bombs, Buffalo Chicken Onion Rings, and Pizza Bombs
- Pasta dishes such as Bacon Wrapped Lasagna and Pizza Mac & Cheese
- Chicken Lollipops, the Perfect Burger, Beer Can Chicken
- Fireball Whiskey Meatballs, Mozzarella Stuffed Meatloaf, etc.
- Bacon Cheeseburger Calzones, Sliders that are so f'in good people will demand them to be eaten off of their naked bodies (shit may get weird)
- Seafood, like Shrimp Tacos, Teriyaki Salmon for Lazy F*cks and so on
- Desserts, holy f*ck the desserts Chocolate Brownie Bomb, the Ultimate Hot Fudge Chocolate Pudding Cake, and tons more
Don't delay - Get your hands on Cook Like A Motherf*cker right away and start LIVING like a Motherf*cker
Become a master of amazing food...even if you've never cooked in your life
You'll be so glad you did
AND, as an added BONUS...you'll get the Kindle version for free when you buy the paperback on Amazon.