this is a book where i try to convince people my life is funny but apparently it is "e;just sad"e; and something i should "e;not be so nonchalant about"e;. this is a book of finsta posts that were too long to fit into instagram's word limit and this a book of love letters to people who don't think i exist. this book is a learning tool that you can maybe gift to your tweenage granddaughter so she can figure out how not to end up like me before it's too late. this is a book about being forced to let go and leave home but never forgetting what made it a home in the first place. this is a book of things no mother ever wants to read. this is a book of secrets from possibly the most guarded person on this planet. this is a book about everything and nothing at the same time.