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The Soviet railway saw from the switchman to the chief. But trains must run. Our people are savvy; if the switchman is drunk, then the tailor can translate the arrow. The question is where?"The station ... drinks the whole team, from the switchman to the chipboard, inclusive, with few exceptions ...From the "Gudok" newspaper.The fast train came up with a menacing whistle. At the very entrance to the switch, the powerful locomotive suddenly shuddered, then jumped, then began to sway, as if wondering which side to fall on. The driver screamed in horror and gave the brake so that the glass in the first car in the lavatory burst, and in the restaurant five passengers were scalded with hot tea. The train stopped. And the driver with a distorted face leaned out the window ... "