The title and subtitle really say everything you need to know, but just in case you're too dense or just have nothing better to do than a lot of unnecessary sales copy, let's go ahead and pretend like you really need some more information before determining if you wish to purchase this book of word search puzzles.

Are you a terrible person? Do you have a sick sense of humor that sometimes includes laughing at racist jokes, potty humor, or funny words for gross sexual diseases? This book of word puzzles might just be for you

Do you know someone that's hard to shop for because they're a pain in the ass and try to act like they're too good for everything in life? This might be a great present for them. And if it's not, hey, the cover is kind-of suggestive of what you think of them, so at the very least it's a great passive aggressive jab at them. It's a win-win in most circumstances

Did you grow up on a strange farm in the north where television and telephones were considered taboo, and you've always have to wear muted colors, and it wasn't great to show your ankles? But now you're trying to branch out into the world, and it's been difficult to know how to playfully or not-so-playfully insult those around you with language they will understand and appreciate? This book probably won't be able to help you with your deep-seated father (or mother ) issues, but it can at least make you feel like the terrible person you really want to be

Do you have the attention span of a millennial trying to find the perfect music video to explain the way they're currently feeling to their ex-girlfriend that isn't going to justify your incessant posts on her Facebook with any response other than a block and an unfriend? The short length of these pocket-friendly, highly-offensive word searches might be able to keep your attention long enough to actually complete something in your pathetic and meaningless life

Do you love word puzzles? Then this actually is probably not the best book for you. Sorry. They're all pretty short and simple and easy to complete; it's really more about being a gag gift that's funny present material. These aren't highly challenging, and sometimes the words may not even be spelled right (that's on purpose, we promise).

Are you having any doubts now that you're a terrible human being with nothing better to spend your money on than a stupid novelty gift that's really only appropriate for adults and should never be given to a child? Are you finally ready to admit that your expendable income and the disgusting Christmas gift industrial-complex yatayata bull means that you MUST get a gift for your brother, or brother in law, or sister, or your best friend, or whoever it is that insists we keep alive traditions that are based on other people's traditions but we will fight to the death for anyway?

I mean, really? Is it even necessary to keep going? If you aren't going to buy it, then please quit reading all of this sales copy that's designed to belittle you and waste your time.

If you are going to buy it. Thanks? I guess. Maybe buy 10. Or don't.

At the end of the day. Whether you buy this or not, we all know your existence is meaningless, and the couple of bucks the creator gets during a sale of this book isn't going to make any great impact of society, the economy, the creator's life, your life, the person you're giving it to's life, or anything.

So just do whatever it is you came here to do and beat it already. Jeeeeez.

Seriously though, it's called "quickies" because they are short word searches with 10 words each. It's pocket sized too. And it's relatively short. Pretty dang offensive stuff in there, so really, only for those that have no filter.

Word Search Quickies: Word Puzzles For Adults With A Dark Sense Of Humor That Don't Mind Being Terrible Human Beings With Little To No Self- - nidottu, Englanti, 2017